LiveBlogging the Oscars 2009!

10:53 Of course SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE! Thank you and good night.

10:40 Sean Penn! You had me at Robert de Niro's speech.

10:37 Me gusta esto de que una pandilla de ex-ganadores de oscars se junten a dar el premio.

10:29 Wet dreams alert: Halle Berry, Kate Winslet AND Sophia Loren.

10:26 Fucking love Sophia Loren. Must be a sin a disease or something worse.

10:20 Ay Dios mío! Gus Van Sant! ah no.

10:18 Last! Last prizes!

10:06 This time I don't know any foreign movie nominee. I'm not ashamed. At least I did not steal Robert Downey Jr.'s Oscar.

9:54 Slumdog wins Original Score. Dear Mr. Ledger: If M.I.A. wins best song, i can get over the oscar YOU STOLE FROM ROBERT DOWNEY JR. !!!!!!

9:51 A una amiga por aqui "le impresionan los tocadores de violín"

9:44 I may have NO heart but i am hating this jerry lewis humanitarian award.

9:09 This "happy moment" is going to be worse than all that Beyonce and High School Musical shit.

9:07 Please God, don't let Heath Ledger come back from heaven and win the... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:02 OMG Next: Robert Downey Jr. Oscar or DEATH!

9:00 I just read on Eonline! "It's Kylie Whitney"!

8:58 OMG thank god it's over. Voy a potar un poco.

8:56 Someone kill me please.

8:55 Pppppppppppretty boring though.

8:54 So that's why they only nominated three songs...

8:53 Aaaaaaaaand Beyonce saves the day!

8:529 Shit

8:52 Creo que Wolverine va a volver a cantar :O

8:39 Jessica Biel has one boob bigger than the other.

8:35 Cinematography: Benjamin Button. I'm glad I didn't bet anything.

8:30 Back from dinner break!

7:47 I was WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

7:43 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PÉ!!!

7:36 Wolverine esta cagado de la risa! Yo tambien!

7:31 Wolverine is cool

7:25 Estoy seguro que estamos asustando a nuestros anfitriones y al resto de los invitados con nuestra OBSESIÓN por los Oscars.

7:19 Oscars montage!

7:05 No estamos seguros si estamos en el canal correcto. Pero acabamos de ver a Miley Cyrus y sí, es toda una campesina.