Guest Liveblogging the Oscars

10.56pm Good night people.

10.53pm Cliche para cerrar los cliches con broche de oro: Slumdog Millionaire wins.

10.43pm Brad's been robed. where's Susan Sarandon anyway???

10.35pm Bravo Kate Winslet! careful not to hyperventilate!


10.31pm Nicole, creo que le pego la recesion, creo que su vestido es el de los anuncios de chanel.


10.26 Best actress: Sophia Loren le vendio su alma al diablo. Nicole, no alcanzo a ver el botox, pero esta padre tu vestido. Halle Berry, loving the dress!

10.24pm Really really wanted to see M.I.A. performing with baby boy.

10.20pm Danny "soy super rompedor con una peli india" Boyle. Un premio de las masas para un director que hizo una pelicula para las masas...

10.18pm YAY! por fin los premios esperados... me gusta el vestido de Reese...

10.14pm Queen Latifah, what a pair of pipes! Pleasure hearing you!




9.45pm Posh on BWE!

9.32pm Will Smith, is he wearing the Scientology cross on his tux?

9.28pm Benji wins visual effects, duh.

9.08pm Oscar to Heath Ledger, boo hoo. being dead wins you Oscars!

9.02pm Robert Downey Jr. here comes your Oscar!

8.56pm How dare they?!?!? high school musical al lado de Beyonce?!?!?! WTF!

8.53pm The Drovah es un estuche de monerias, tap dancing... helloooo Beyonce!




8.48pm AAAAHHHHHH!!!! ya entendi a Ben Stiller on dope! Thanx BWE!

8.44pm Loving James franco & skinny Seth Rogen as cinematic Beavis & Butthead.

8.40pm Oscar exaggeration alert! Emotional win for Cruz. Penelope Cruz says she almost fainted after winning the night's first Oscar.


8.34pm Ben Stiller on dope, no me gusta.

8.28pm olvide mencionar, nuestras apuestas (michael & bubbles y posh) de ganadores aqui.

8.25pm SJP & James Bond presentan premios en sets como de "fiesta texas".

8.22pm no me entere mucho de Tina Fey & Steve Martin, mas que su chiste the SNL "do NOT fall in love with me" por el dinner break.


7.47pm GANA PENELOPE!!!!! nuestra favorita de la noche, se luce y habla el peor ingles del universo! guapisima. Almodovar cameo alert.

7.43pm Convencion de mujeres engañadas, digo de mujeres homenajeadas.



7.40pm Angelina es la nueva Jessica Rabbit

7.36pm the x-man does the boy band thing and dances! quite well, i must add! and he's wolverine!

7.32pm watching "the drovah, oh drovah" hosting the Oscars, singing and dancing and using Science of Sleep props.

7.20pm los briefcase guys que llevan los resultados, casi se agarran de la mano en el red carpet.

7.17pm hola y bienvenidos al liveblogging de los Oscars, una noche de glamour, cine y muuuuchas criticas.