sábado, 30 de julio de 2011

Mi compa Beckham



Nada dice "Hoy será un buen día", como soñar que eres "compa" de David Beckham.



Voy con Posh en mi coche, arribando al estacionamiento de La Pulga Mol.

Vamos con un compa. Bajamos del coche y Posh se adelanta mientras mi compa y nos quedamos cargando nuestras "man purses". Ya estamos listos para cerrar el carro, cuando noto que estamos dejando una bolsa grandísima de Posh. Le comento a mi compa: "con las cosas como están, no es buena idea dejar eso ahí". El asiente y carga con el bolsón multicolor de Posh.

Entrando a La Pulga Mol, se me revela que mi compa es David Beckham. Casual.

La Pulga Mol se ha transformado en una especie de gimnasio de high school abandonado, lleno de cubetas para las goteras, decadente de a madre. Por encima escucho a una de las poquísimas locatarias: "Aquí en la Pulga Mol tenemos dividido en secciones, se llaman como las principales plazas del mundo. Esta donde nos encontramos, se llama 'La Puerta del Sol'".

Localizamos a Posh que ya está negociando con varias locatarias que la rodean como abejas a la miel. Una le quiere vender una lampara, la otra un trapo vaporoso. Otra sale de su local para traerle un vestido que sabe que le gustará.

Beckham y yo nos aburrimos muchísimo, casi no hay locales ni nada que ver. De cualquier forma esta feliz porque no hay gente, de momento no le han molestado con autógrafos ni fotos.

Me distraigo un poco y pierdo a Beckham. Me quedo con Posh viendo más mercancías. Muebles viejos, algunos bastante buenos.

Ubicamos de nuevo a Beckham. Está en un local de video juegos piratas. Lo alcanzamos y aparece un nuevo personaje, un niño que también nos viene acompañando. Es morenito, pariente de su novia. Beckham esta en Monterrey porque se va a casar con una chica llamada "Nuria Bages" (homónima de la primera actriz). Desde luego estamos invitados a la boda, aunque no me quedó claro si de parte del novio o de la novia.

Se me ocurre una idea: comprar el FIFA y que me lo firme para regalárselo a mi hermano. Pregunto al locatario si puedo regresarlo en caso de que mi hermano ya tenga el juego, y no. Salida la mercancía no hay devoluciones. Se enfría el cliente, así que le comento a Beckham que si saliendo de La Pulga Mol, me acompaña rápido a Sahari's. "No problem", con acento londinense.

Beckham se aprovecha de que el locatario no habla inglés y se burla a sus espaldas por nimiedades como no saber cuánto cuesta su último Ferrari: "I asked him how much does my 'quarter Ferrari' cost, and he said '10 million?'. For christ's sake! It's in the name! It costs 25!"

Nos vamos de La Pulga. El niño se está quedando atrás. Le grito: "Hey! Beckham Jr.!", Beckham se caga de la risa y voltea, cómplice: "Maybe!... maybe".


¿Cómo voy a pagar el viaje a Londres? Hago cuentas rápidamente. "Hey Becks, when's the wedding?" -"January 5th" -"Ok... It'll be like a royal wedding" -"It sure will". Tengo tiempo para ahorrar y acompañarlo en este gran día.


Me pregunta si ya tenemos la lista de invitados. "¿Cómo? ¿Podemos invitar gente a tu boda?" -"Yes, of course" -"¿Cuántos?" - "I don't know" -"It's ok, Posh must be on it".

Ca. Sual.

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